20 Plumbing Jokes

Everyone loves a good laugh. Even plumbers! Here are 20 Plumbing Jokes that will keep you and your friends giggling.

  1. What would a plumber like for their birthday? A pipe cleaning
  2. What do plumbers have when they fall asleep? Pipe dreams
  3. What do plumbers always say to customers? Each time you flush a toilet, you put food in my family’s mouth. 
  4. How is a body builder and a plumber alike? They both love pumping iron.
  5. A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak and fix one too.
  6. What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed!
  7. A good flush beats a full house every time.
  1. What do Italian Plumbers use to contact the dead? A Luigi board.
  2. What did the plumber say to the lady when he was standing on front of her sink? I am at your disposal.
  3. Why did the walrus become a plumber? Cause he loves a tight seal.
  4. What vegetable to plumbers hate? Leeks
  5. How does a plumber make money in the casino? Playing craps.
  6. Did you hear that someone broke into the Police Station and stole all the toilets? Right now, the cops have nothing to go on. 
  7. Why was the plumber depressed?  His career went down the toilet.
  8. Why do plumbers fall asleep at work?  Their job is draining.
  9. What did the plumber find in Superman’s bathroom? A superbowl.
  10. Why do Scotsmen never call a plumber? Because they are pipers themselves. 
  11. A plumber is the only guy who can take a leak… and fix it too. 
  12. What does a plumber say in a library? Pipe Down!
  13. What do you get when you cross a plumber with a jeweler?  A ring around the bathtub

We hope you got a chuckle out of these plumbing jokes. Do you have a clean plumbing joke that we didn’t share? Share it with us! Visit our website to submit your joke, https://emergencyplumbingservice.com/consumer-feedback.html.